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add moopus if it's the last thing you do [
 » Jun 19, 07 @ 08:52 pm
]


more sources of lulz here.

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SHIT, SON [
 » May 29, 07 @ 07:38 pm
]


watch this now to experience the best two mins of your life* and that's the absolute truth. ok it's not. the clip is only 1:40 mins.

*in actuality, mucc are severely lacking music-wise. however, they are integral to the bringing of funniez.

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babel [
 » Apr 16, 07 @ 01:58 am
]




in breaking news: babel. filtering this film through the perspective of an american couple presents the same message as midnight express. in other words, "aren't foreigners simply awful?"

here is a summary of what i think babel is really about:
1. moroccans are gunhappy nutters who only have one ambulance.
2. mexicans can't be trusted with children.
3. brits and french can't be trusted with a minibus and will abandon the yanks in the lurch.
4. the damn japs started it all, either with a hunting gun or pearl harbour.

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a large part of japan is made of retard [
 » Apr 14, 07 @ 11:32 pm
]



from what i understand, this is an off-kai or an offline gathering of an online cosplay wankdom for 2-channel.

this was filmed on an akihabara street. eventually, the cops arrive and everybody bails. general mayhem ensues.

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500人SEX [
 » Apr 14, 07 @ 11:31 pm
]



nsfw

http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html
http://ryohin.kir.jp/html/AVO_OPEN-0604.html

lol softcore porn. in accordance with WTFsrsly.com, the japanese porn studios "soft in demand" pulled this spectacular stunt in an attempt to get their productions picked up for distribution on the american market: they shot 500 people simultaneously having sex in one room.

sucks to be the cleanup crew.

eta ohp?

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 » Apr 14, 07 @ 11:21 pm
]



timber ipod cases handmade by toy company asuka kobo.

loads more pictures and info here.

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markus hofer [
 » Feb 19, 07 @ 11:36 pm
]



more genius over @
markushofer.at

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world's deepest indoor pool [
 » Feb 07, 07 @ 10:50 pm
]



+1Collapse )

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this be the greatest ramen cm in history [
 » Jan 31, 07 @ 09:14 pm
]


how come we don't get material like this on our tvs?

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wut [
 » Jan 27, 07 @ 02:40 pm
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jacked from here

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i'm in ur fridge eating ur f00dz [
 » Dec 23, 06 @ 04:34 pm
]

old news but still post-worthy.




How do you tackle an invasion of giant jellyfish? Try making sushi

THEY are called echizen kurage and they sound like monsters from the trashier reaches of Japanese science fiction. They are 6ft wide and weigh 450lb (200kg), with countless poisonous tentacles, they have drifted across the void to terrorise the people of Japan. Vast armadas of the slimy horrors have cut off the country’s food supply. As soon as one is killed more appear to take its place.

times uk article in entirety



hahahaah owned. how marvellous is jellyfish? with soy sauce too. learn more about tentacles today: http://community.livejournal.com/scyphistoma

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WTF IS THIS SHIT [
 » Dec 20, 06 @ 06:15 pm
]


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. more gems over at "zuiikin' english". i can't handle how much i laugh @ this.



who in the goddamned hell would have a vacuum seal fetish? plz advise, thx

probably nsfw. watch now

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WINRAR [
 » Apr 19, 06 @ 06:09 pm
]


http://youtube.com/watch?v=UHpZlw4n4rs&search=miyavi

meev comments for excite. humongous amounts of lulz. four words: kid is batshit insane. WATCH IT NOW OK OK OK

more watch-worthy meev vids:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wGDwKa7UGSs&search=miyavi - fanvid. cracked out meevness mashed into one vid. fandom needs more of this shit because the kid delivers 100% of the time. nothing in the world is possibly more glorious*
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DlT-c4aDOJc&search=miyavi - dope skillzors on the guitar.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lenIgwYd2C0&search=miyavi - guitar solo, 2004 concert. also legendary.




*except for maybe this.

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only in japan [
 » Apr 11, 06 @ 04:41 pm
]

folks, if you're gonna donate canned food to the katherine flood victims--remember to donate a can opener as well. ok no seriously, my condolences for those affected by the flood and left destitute. tough shit, eh?

in continuation of the wtfing post, here be scans from the japanese fashion mag glamourous though this might qualify more as OMFG than WTF.


this is completely loony, i swear.

more mangafied paris hilton.Collapse )

wow i think it's undisputed that the japanese are the darnedest race.


lol pigeon

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boy howdy. [
 » Mar 15, 06 @ 09:12 pm
]



been unable to update this fucker of late, which is shady as hell. this is kinda associated with my dragging my feet this semester, receiving shitty sub-par grades, and finally realizing i have to stop being a damn hippie and start hustling.

on a related note, worst year ever. feel like the embodiment of a sad emoticon.

attn internets [
 » Feb 16, 06 @ 11:00 pm
]

are you thinking what i'm thinking? if you thought, sure, but can we really grow that much mayonnaise from the underside of a pig in just two days? then the answer is yes, yes we can, but right now it's GAMETIME.


click to enlarge

virgin digital's "spot the bands". fyi there's 74 of them. e.g. the pink dildo would be sex pistols.

list of bands.Collapse )

good vibrations [
 » Feb 16, 06 @ 10:44 pm
]

old internet but here for posterity. once upon a time, sharing was for hippies and communists but this is too wild to keep to myself.







こけしDoll
http://www.kokeshi-doll.com/
"the new breed of japaneseque noise!"

i am terribly pleased to present: kokeshi doll, an all-femme noise band more badass than you can beat a stick at. if you liked shiina ringo when she was flying solo, then you'll most likely dig kkd because well they pwn shiina ten times over. kkd are so kickass, they will leave you whimpering on the floor in a fetal position.

style-wise, their sound is utterly mad and raw and intense. naomi sings like her throat's going to hurt the next day. she has one of the most amazing and versatile voice ranges i have ever heard, leaping between crooning to psychotic screeching to metal constipation in seconds, crippling listeners, by the unearthly power of her voice alone. i suspect naomi may, in fact, be the missing link between "noise" and "music". if at first you don't like it, not to worry. it grows on you. like cancer.

don’t expect kkd to be melodic like bleach or punky like red bacteria vacuum, nosiree. these girls don’t roll like that. they make music for one solid purpose: to rock your cock. eta according to their ohp, their 784th bassist has left. goddamn, female indies bands are even worse then male vk bands when it comes to disbanding.

the following single has appeared on the compilation album, JAPAN FOR SALE VOLUME.4, alongside l'arc's "ready steady go", and it is quite frankly, wild.

01 蓮池の唄 (song of hasuike).mp3



2002 debut album

こけしDoll

血液, 0-0, 単細胞キラー, 10 5 N, 偽口論, 口論, ノウノウ, あの娘, 小指
try pie, try
2003 latest effort. wicked, wicked good.

ピル子類

蓮池の唄, 1927.7.24, スウイサイドブギー, メス虐魚, HEAVY, 白い箱, ミケネコの毛, 死に逝くあたしへ
try pie, try

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back in full force, full flava [
 » Feb 10, 06 @ 06:33 pm
]



the internets died on me. good god it was a grievous period but now everything is a-ok. a lot has happened during that time, including but not limited to: doing nothing all livelong day but frolick under the sun, getting really sloshed every other day, cutting my finger on a toilet lid and watching bbm.Collapse )



i've been musing. for years, people have formulated theories re: the correlation between internet usage and being a total fuckwad as that of a natural phenomenon. generally speaking, most internetters abide steadfastly to a "can't everybody get along?" principle whilst trying their best to ignore the trolls and the asshats, but this is not always the case.

take me for example. irl, i am a normal person. however, when compounded by the anonymity of the internet i have slowly but surely degenerated into a total wanker given my propensity to overindulge and self-serve in fandoms. this is a scientific law, proven by all sorts of fandom observations. however, until now, no one could feasibly explain why this equation held true, or why so many people on the internets are such incredible wankers.

the mechanism i propose as the cause of such cuntyness is natural deletion.Collapse )

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but do they eat pudding? [
 » Dec 14, 05 @ 10:08 pm
]

when i said i would be online on a more frequent basis, i was lying. it seems i have this deep-seated incapability to update, so i guess my attendance on the internets will always be sporadic and insane. in other words, i even suck at sucking at updating.

meanwhile, i am bummed about this whole 2006 release of brokeback mountain in the arse end of the world, given that it's already showing in the states and like, the world.

WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

every reviewer and their mum has embraced it and praised it to the skies. this week i've been in nothing but bbm headspace and soughting solace in the novella.

i shall now share bbm ost music because i cannot stop listening to this emo cowboy music but mostly because i can. i would relate the brilliance of them to you in caps but i'm afraid that would still fail to encapsulate The Brilliance.

01. opening
03. brokeback mountain 1

eta
annie proulx's brokeback mountain in its entirety
excerpts from the essays in the story to screenplay
about the kiss: lee describes filming the movie's most talked about scene
bbm cast on oprah.

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bored? how about doing some serious wtfing? [
 » Nov 12, 05 @ 06:14 pm
]

nsfw nsfw nsfw nsfw nsfw

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i want to be active on lj again so i've decided this moment officially marks my journal coming out of retirement. in celebration, i've compiled a list of wtf-inducing gems from around the internets. some of these had me doubting humanity as a whole, the majority are oldies but goldies and all are japan-centric because japan is the land of wtf.





what (the fuck): when all's said and done by shintaro kago. amputees, constipation and maggots porn. anal horrors, graphic representations of sexual violence, blood and gooor, generally morbidness of the extreme kind, oh my. welcome to japan.
why (the fuck): remember skullfuck? skullfuck is teletubby land in comparison. all hugs and candy. i imagine you will weep like a child after viewing this.

quick test: can u handle this post? ask yourself, is soup good? how about now?

if yea, proceed.
if nay, proceed.


nsfw or brain: when all's said and done by shintaro kagoCollapse ) making you wtf dailyCollapse )

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livejournal is the best worst time waster ever [
 » Mar 26, 05 @ 05:31 pm
]

greetings. these days, i'm rarely on anymore due to the High Times In My Life but now i'm back to plague everybody with my irremediable idiocy. rest assured, this will only be for a wee while.

next week is finals. i should probably be studying, but no thanks. another thing. why is everyone in love? out of the fucking blue, yer all fucking in love. all of you, knock it off.

old internet but whatever: kazoku - hana doro. been listening to this indies band's maxi single non-stop for the past two weeks. everyone i live with went ballistic and shat bricks. the pseudo-bluesy, jazzed up sound (reminds me of baroque and merry) is highly addictive but the vocals blow. think x-breeding between alice nine and 12012's vocalists. think--the voice of an eunuch. but otherwise good track.


gif gacked from misatojaganshi

tatsurou and yukke fanvid
these boys redefine cock-pumping sadism. as lolworthy as you can get.

oh and, since some of flist might take interest:


out of target

eta there are no feeding tubes in heaven: kill_terri

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well, balls. i'm outta fun. [
 » Jan 07, 05 @ 11:52 am
]


"i need to take a picture of something gangsta."
"i’ll jump off the roof and break 10000000 bones."
christmas '04 (p.s. we cheated. that leap of idiocy was from the top of a garden shed at a pussy height of about 2 metres, and it would've been cooler if he was wearing a dress or perhaps naked.)


2004 was a rollicking time of mirth and merriment. i lie. it was a pain in the motherfucking ass year on umpteenth levels but new year was a-ok. i spent new year's in a small town in victoria with less than 100 inhabitants, most of whom were queer with faces like smashed crabs and wore leather pants so tight, you could see the veins in their testicles. at midnight on new year's eve, they streaked gung-ho naked down the city streets with "HAPPY NEW YEAR" written on their backsides. i wasn't present at the time (i was trying to start a bonfire and set alight nearby trees instead), but the reality of this happening--which it did--was 100% comic gold in my mind and merited a "lol naked gay men parade lol" from my mouth.



yesterday i had lunch early to run new year’s errands. and by "errands," i meant, "max out at home." rafe's brother came over in the arvo and stood behind me for an irritatingly long amount of time as i looked at gay porn on the computer. i ignored him for half a hour until i finally cracked, and turned around. he immediately lifted up his shirt.Collapse )

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doing piss all [
 » Dec 10, 04 @ 09:04 pm
]

right now, i'm watching this documentary about an elephant who has been living with a herd of buffalo for some sixty years and is presumably their protector of sorts. every afternoon it frolics and smells with the buffaloes and periodically kills newborns. elephant specialists chalk all of the above behavior to depression and lack of interaction with other elephants. how emo.

what a weird motherfucking elephant.

now they're examining another elephant who had its front leg blown off by a landmine, and saying how it is imperative that the elephant is fitted with an artificial leg. its other front leg had an infection so all it could do was lie down, wave its trunks around, and struggle to breathe. elephant specialists say that the elephant is listless and suicidal "but if it were to die, it would be a national (thailand) tragedy."

i guess they just like elephants more than i do.

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a+ internet [
 » Dec 06, 04 @ 10:50 pm
]



http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZuK2W3MXMcw&search=miyavi
meev's special "happy merry christmas" video message on ザッピィnet, priceless as a hairy nipple pressed against glass. it cracked my shit up, and i suspect it will crack yours too.

for more meev goodness, visit youjeen's journal for ガキんちょ photo album scans and CLICK HERE IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU DO. cracked out beyond all reason meev downloads plus déspairsray, ガゼット, 蜉蝣, cali≠gari, and diru. p/w is miyabi.clubhi.com. while you're at it: meev's performance of 愛しい人 at beauti-fool's fest '03. wicked guitar skills account for shit vocals.

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maaaaate [
 » Oct 22, 04 @ 12:47 am
]

these gifs were blatantly stolen from more people than your mother has slept with. they're from diru's the code of vulgar[ism] 2004 tour which was released on dvd earlier this month. the dvd features kyo spasming on stage, slapping himself innumerable times, touching himself inappropriately and roaring, "dick men, fuck off, fuck off, and wipe." charming chap.


who's yo daddy?


weird bloke that kyo

in the collective wisdom of lj users; "i think he's been possessed by satan," and another, "i think satan himself would be terrified of this. what the fuck is wrong with japanese musicians?" i have no idea, mate. no idea. but this will brighten your day by glorious amountsCollapse )

on sucking at life, my eng ext. ii major work is giving me humongous pains. now that the abhorrent reality has manifested, i might have to Fail or Even Die. i think "waking up in a bathtub with a missing kidney" or "failed to wake up because the amish are vengeful people" are extremely valid grounds for incompletion of major work.

if life is still asinine come 30th november, i'm going to hallomas and becoming a hobo.

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